i'm max and my one true love is Americone dream ice cream. +

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

People whose beauty makes me want to jump off a cliff [3/∞] 

 ↪ Damian Kulash

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM


1/50 Pictures of Patrick Stump

1/50 Pictures of Patrick Stump

croatoancore:

me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

like crying over character development

fist-me-with-mayo:

cishaming:

Being trans is not a medical condition.

Dysphoria is a medical condition.

You are not trans because you have dysphoria

You have dysphoria because you are trans

Being trans is not defined by dysphoria

Actually being trans is a result of having gender…

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

infinityonhighdeluxe:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

dennys:

so blink 182 has a new album coming out and so does their diner themed cover band

Denny’s has officially become my favorite restaurant

Dude ranch

infinityonhighdeluxe:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

dennys:

so blink 182 has a new album coming out and so does their diner themed cover band

Denny’s has officially become my favorite restaurant

Dude ranch

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez