" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
People whose beauty makes me want to jump off a cliff [3/∞]
↪ Damian Kulash
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
1/50 Pictures of Patrick Stump
me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
Being trans is not a medical condition.
Dysphoria is a medical condition.
You are not trans because you have dysphoria
You have dysphoria because you are trans
Being trans is not defined by dysphoria
Actually being trans is a result of having gender…
these are the stories I want in my feed
no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches
so blink 182 has a new album coming out and so does their diner themed cover band
Denny’s has officially become my favorite restaurant
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
I love muggleborn headcanons.
There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?
Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez