he needs those parts for his space ship
he’s going to otter space
Her: “our son!”
Him: “the Birkin!!”
We just realized noboobdy cares about notes. You know these people with no followers and no notes? You all have no notes now. The notes are invisible. Welcome to communism
When you are about to take a test you didnt study for
Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)
it’s a fucking sculpture I almost shat a goddamn cathedral I thought the serpent lords had come to reclaim the fucking earth
"i almost shat a goddamn cathedral"
I’m so sorry I haven’t been on too much I’ve got tumblr blocked on the computer and have been trying to focus on school work
A jury has found Michael Dunn guilty of first-degree murder for the death of 17-year-old Jordan Davis in 2012.
This shit, just happened! I’m sure you all remember the case of Jordan Davis, the 17-year-old black boy who was shot at a gas station by Michael Dunn for playing his music too loudly. Well this just happened!