i'm max and patrick stump is my one true love. semi-hemi-demi hiatus due to school. +

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

messgala:

Her: “our son!” Him: “the Birkin!!”

messgala:

Her: “our son!”
Him: “the Birkin!!”

No notes! Viva la мать Россия!!!

staff:

We just realized noboobdy cares about notes. You know these people with no followers and no notes? You all have no notes now. The notes are invisible. Welcome to communism

barebackinq:

When you are about to take a test you didnt study forimage

robinless:

Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

wolves-within:

koobaxion:

itscolossal:

A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France

it’s a fucking sculpture I almost shat a goddamn cathedral I thought the serpent lords had come to reclaim the fucking earth

"i almost shat a goddamn cathedral"

I’m so sorry I haven’t been on too much I’ve got tumblr blocked on the computer and have been trying to focus on school work

kaname-tousen:

HEY! HEYYYYYYYY!

This shit, just happened! I’m sure you all remember the case of Jordan Davis, the 17-year-old black boy who was shot at a gas station by Michael Dunn for playing his music too loudly. Well this just happened!