i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
Javert was probably the guy who took gym too seriously in high school
When you’re in public wearing merch and you see someone else wearing merch of the same thing so you just kinda subtly make your merch more visible in hopes that they’ll notice you
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top